Freedom Farts

Greetings Patriots! Welcome to the Fart Party — the one and only bifartisan effort to unite patriots from all political farties! Fed up with politicians just farting around in Washington DC? Can't decide who to vote for in our two-farty political system? Tired of feeling like you're stuck between two farts that both stink? Don't have the proper farter ID? Fart it! Join the Fart Party.

Remember to vote on Election Day and if you can't vote, keep farting — it's just as effective!